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Autoerotic: A Play In One Act

Photo by Maria Vartanova
A man and a woman start a relationship based on the exchange of money for sex.

He’s rich. She’s beautiful. Could anything be more simple?

Nothing ever is between a man and a woman, even when it’s money that holds them together.

From the writer and director of Prisoner’s Dilemma [CBC Radio: “a cocky little encounter”] and Never Fall In Love With A Writer [APT613: “thought-provoking… enjoyable”].

Autoerotic premiered at the 2015 Ottawa Fringe in the Arts Court Library. It was directed by Wayne Current. It starred Sterling Lynch and Linda Webster.

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